Created with love and careful craftsmanship.
Our passwords are hand written on whimsical, hand-cut, 100% analog paper cards by a man with a full beard. He uses a pen to write them with his own goddamn hand, rather than use a corporate tool of mass production that could sully the character of the password.
Each password is unique to its owner, generated using a time-honored traditional method of making random things up on the spot. A method pioneered by our forbearers when they invented America, bees, and the mythical sport of baseball.
All of our passwords are infused with love, mirth, special characters, and a variety of intangible but very artistic elements which make them 113% authentic.
Obviously, the authenticity of these passwords is more than actually possible in real-space. We use a homespun, pre-industrial process to access fake-space to add the extra authenticity required to reach the impossible level of authenticity contained within the true heart of all our passwords.
Most of our passwords dream about Portland, OR every night. Reading our passwords out loud three times may summon a bespoke leather good.
All passwords are cage-free, free-range, natural, organic, vegan, gluten free, dairy free, BPA free, dolphin safe, hypoallergenic, gender neutral, sex-positive, local, urban, impressively well read, and ruggedly individualistic but also community-focused.
We do not keep any record of the passwords that we create. This is both for your security and because we use a production process that harkens back to a time before record keeping was invented.
If you desire to own one of these fine passwords, simply click Buy Now below. Your password will be lovingly crafted and mailed to you in short order. You can use your new password anywhere password forms are found (although we wouldn't recommend using these for banking or other highly-private sites).
Each password is unique to its owner, generated using a time-honored traditional method of making random things up on the spot. A method pioneered by our forbearers when they invented America, bees, and the mythical sport of baseball.
All of our passwords are infused with love, mirth, special characters, and a variety of intangible but very artistic elements which make them 113% authentic.
Obviously, the authenticity of these passwords is more than actually possible in real-space. We use a homespun, pre-industrial process to access fake-space to add the extra authenticity required to reach the impossible level of authenticity contained within the true heart of all our passwords.
Most of our passwords dream about Portland, OR every night. Reading our passwords out loud three times may summon a bespoke leather good.
All passwords are cage-free, free-range, natural, organic, vegan, gluten free, dairy free, BPA free, dolphin safe, hypoallergenic, gender neutral, sex-positive, local, urban, impressively well read, and ruggedly individualistic but also community-focused.
We do not keep any record of the passwords that we create. This is both for your security and because we use a production process that harkens back to a time before record keeping was invented.
If you desire to own one of these fine passwords, simply click Buy Now below. Your password will be lovingly crafted and mailed to you in short order. You can use your new password anywhere password forms are found (although we wouldn't recommend using these for banking or other highly-private sites).
Have questions? Check the FAQ - And don't forget, a well maintained artisanal password can last for years! Just another benefit to owning a such a high quality, authentic work.